Enter to Win 2 Comedy Night Tickets
And laugh Your Way Down the Thames!
Get two friends together, get on board and enjoy 100 minutes of stand-up comedy while cruising past Tower Bridge and the Houses of Parliament.
We’re giving away two tickets to any of our upcoming River Bus Comedy Nights in October, November, or December.
The Prize: two £20 tickets to one of our fabulous events:
- Thursday 15 October: featuring Ali Woods, Jarred Christmas & Fiona Allen
- Friday 13 November: featuring Tom Houghton, Shappi Khorsandi & Tatty Macleod
- Thursday 3 December: featuring Stephen Grant, Reginald D Hunter & Val Vulpe
Line-ups subject to change
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Diverse acts
Top comedians swap the small screen for the boat!
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Laughter guaranteed
100 minutes of stand-up comedy
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Great views of London
Enjoy the capital by night with views of iconic landmarks
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Onboard café bar
Buy alcoholic and soft drinks onboard, plus snacks!
Enter our giveaway before the end of Sunday, 4 October 2026.
- Terms and conditions
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- Competition closes at 23:59 on Sunday, 4 October 2026.
- On Monday 5 October, one winner will be selected at random to win a pair of tickets for one of the River Bus Comedy Night events.
- The winners will be contacted by email and must reply by 23:59 on Wednesday 7 October 2026; otherwise, Uber Boat by Thames Clippers reserves the right to offer the prize to alternative winners.
- The winner will have to select which event they wish to attend: 15 October, 13 November or 3 December 2026.
- The winner and plus one must be 18 years or older to attend the event.
- The competition is open to all UK residents aged 18 or over, excluding Uber Boat by Thames Clippers employees, their immediate families and affiliated companies.
- Prizes are not transferable to another individual and not exchangeable for cash or for another type of ticket.
- View our competition terms and conditions