Comedy on the Thames
Join our River Bus Comedy Night
Set sail for a night of laughs like no other! Uber Boat by Thames Clippers brings you a one-of-a-kind comedy experience aboard the River Bus, cruising past iconic London landmarks like the London Eye, the Houses of Parliament, and Tower Bridge.
Each month features a fresh line-up of award-winning comedians, TV favourites, and rising stars from the UK and beyond. With acts from Rory Bremner, Ed Byrne and other big names, you're in for an unforgettable evening of stand-up and skyline views.
The next show sets sail in June, with more unmissable nights returning from September.
Previous performers include Keith Farnan, Funmbi Omotayo, Sarah Kendall, Ben Norris, Tim FitzHigham, and Mike Gunn. Don’t miss London’s funniest night on the water!
GIVEAWAY: We are giving away 3 pairs of tickets to the River Bus Comedy Night! Check below for details.
What to expect
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Diverse acts
Top comedians swap the small screen for the boat!
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Laughter guaranteed
100 minutes of stand-up comedy
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Great views of London
Enjoy the capital by night with views of iconic landmarks
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Onboard café bar
Buy alcoholic and soft drinks onboard, plus snacks!
Event details
- Time: 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM
- Doors open: 6:30 PM
- Location: Round trip from Embankment Pier
• Enjoy food and drinks at Clipper Lounge EMB before and after the comedy show - Ticket price: £20
Important: The boat will depart Embankment Pier promptly at 7:00 PM and will not wait for latecomers. It is the passengers' responsibility to ensure they board before that time.
Line up Thursday 26 June
Julian Deane
"Julian Deane has a stream of seriously good jokes that are quick, sharply written and endlessly repeatable." - The Guardian
Kathryn Mather
“Wickedly accomplished… A thrilling rhythm and a seamless flow.” - The Rolling Stone Magazine
Rory Bremner
Widely regarded as Britain’s top satirical impressionist, Rory Bremner is a "a one-man opposition party" - Daily Telegraph.
Line up Thursday 25 September
Carey Marx
Seen on BBC One, Channel 4 and Comedy Central, Carey’s razor-sharp wit has wowed crowds from the UK to Australia. He’s got his own BBC Radio 4 show and a suitcase full of sell-out tours.
Iszi Lawrence
Historian, podcaster, TV presenter – and hilarious. You might know her from Netflix or National Geographic, but live, she’s all comedy. Pirates, spies, WWII – she makes it funny.
Markus Birdman
As seen on Britain’s Got Talent, Markus brings sharp, slick storytelling and global comedy creds to the river. He's funny – and he’s got the awards to prove it.
Line up Thursday 16 October
Alistair Barrie
Globetrotting comic with a flawless delivery (Fest Magazine). Alistair's rocked stages in 40+ countries – from New York’s Comedy Cellar to Mumbai and beyond.
Axel Blake
Winner of Britain’s Got Talent 2022, Axel’s gone from viral star to Royal Variety. Now a Comedy Central regular – even Simon Cowell said, “We’ve discovered a star.”
Ed Byrne
If you love comedy, you’ve seen Ed. Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo, Never Mind the Buzzcocks – plus The Graham Norton Show with actual movie legends. He’s a classic.
Line up Thursday 13 November
Jarred Christmas
25 years of globe-trotting comedy and still bringing the heat. As seen on Mock the Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, and Comic Relief, Jarred’s a powerhouse with a mic. (Time Out: “One of the funniest people ever.”)
Patrick Monahan
Award-winning, infectiously charming, and ridiculously funny. Patrick’s a feel-good whirlwind of laughs – even Time Out admits he’s “the nicest person ever born.”
Simon Amstell
Smart, sharp, and slightly surreal. Former host of Never Mind the Buzzcocks and Popworld, now with his own Netflix special. Catch him live before your screen does.
Line up Thursday 4 December
John Moloney
A British Comedy Award winner and one of Channel 4’s Top 100 Comedians of All Time. With hit BBC Radio 4 shows and razor-sharp wit, John’s a comedy heavyweight. (Time Out: “Powerfully funny.”)
Nathan Caton
Smooth, smart, and seriously funny. As seen on Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, and The Nathan Caton Show. (Chortle: “Confident, charismatic and upbeat.”)
Rhys James
Quick, slick and rising fast. Rhys has roasted, riffed, and ruled on Roast Battle, Live at the Apollo, and Mock the Week. One to watch – and laugh with.
Win tickets to River Bus Comedy Night!
We’re giving away 3 pairs of tickets to the River Bus Comedy Night – and the best part? You choose the date! Set sail for an evening of laughs, iconic views, and top-tier comedy.
You have until Sunday 18 May to enter.
Winners will be contacted directly. Good luck!
Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by comedians during River Bus Comedy Nights are their own and do not reflect those of Uber Boat by Thames Clippers.
- Terms and conditions for River Bus Comedy Night tickets
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- Tickets must be pre-purchased on the Uber Boat by Thames Clippers website. They will not be available at piers or on third-party websites.
- Tickets are valid only for the River Bus Comedy Night on the date stated on the ticket. Dates cannot be interchanged. These tickets are not valid on any other Uber Boat by Thames Clippers services.
- River Bus Comedy Night is a special charter service and not part of regular Uber Boat by Thames Clippers services. Hop-on Hop-off, single, return, season tickets, carnets, or any other tickets valid for timetabled services are not valid for these sailings.
- There are no concessionary rates for River Bus Comedy Night sailings.
- Attendees must be 18 years or older to purchase tickets and attend the event.
- Passengers must arrive at Embankment Pier at least 15 minutes before departure. No refunds or exchanges will be provided if the boat is missed.
- Line-ups are subject to change. Refunds will not be offered in the event of line-up changes.
- Tickets can be exchanged or refunded up to 72 hours before the event stated on the ticket by contacting Customer Service.
- All travel is subject to our Conditions of Carriage
- Terms and conditions for Giveaway
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- Competition closes at 23:59 on Sunday 18 May 2025.
- On Monday 19 May, three winners will be selected at random to win a pair of River Bus Comedy Night tickets for the date of their choice (subject to availability).
- The winners will be contacted by email and must reply by 23:59 on Wednesday 21 May 2025; otherwise, Uber Boat by Thames Clippers reserves the right to offer the prize to alternative winners.
- Tickets must be redeemed before the last event of 2025.
- The competition is open to all UK residents aged 18 or over, excluding Uber Boat by Thames Clippers employees, their immediate families and affiliated companies.
- Prizes are not transferable to another individual and not exchangeable for cash or for another type of ticket.
- View our competition terms and conditions