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Set sail for a night of laughs like no other! Uber Boat by Thames Clippers brings you a one-of-a-kind comedy experience aboard the River Bus, cruising past iconic London landmarks like the London Eye, the Houses of Parliament, and Tower Bridge.

Each month features a fresh line-up of award-winning comedians, TV favourites, and rising stars from the UK and beyond. With acts from Rory Bremner, Ed Byrne and other big names, you're in for an unforgettable evening of stand-up and skyline views.

The next show sets sail in June, with more unmissable nights returning from September.

Previous performers include Keith Farnan, Funmbi Omotayo, Sarah Kendall, Ben Norris, Tim FitzHigham, and Mike Gunn. Don’t miss London’s funniest night on the water!

GIVEAWAY: We are giving away 3 pairs of tickets to the River Bus Comedy Night! Check below for details. 

What to expect

  • Microphone 2 Fill

    Diverse acts

    Top comedians swap the small screen for the boat!
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    Laughter guaranteed

    100 minutes of stand-up comedy
  • Clipper

    Great views of London

    Enjoy the capital by night with views of iconic landmarks
  • Glass Wine Fill

    Onboard café bar

    Buy alcoholic and soft drinks onboard, plus snacks!
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Event details

  • Time: 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM
  • Doors open: 6:30 PM
  • Location: Round trip from Embankment Pier
    •  Enjoy food and drinks at Clipper Lounge EMB before and after the comedy show
  • Ticket price: £20

Important: The boat will depart Embankment Pier promptly at 7:00 PM and will not wait for latecomers. It is the passengers' responsibility to ensure they board before that time.

Comedy Headshots June 2025

Line up Thursday 26 June

Julian Deane
"Julian Deane has a stream of seriously good jokes that are quick, sharply written and endlessly repeatable." - The Guardian

Kathryn Mather
“Wickedly accomplished… A thrilling rhythm and a seamless flow.” - The Rolling Stone Magazine

Rory Bremner
Widely regarded as Britain’s top satirical impressionist, Rory Bremner is a "a one-man opposition party" - Daily Telegraph.

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Win tickets to River Bus Comedy Night!

We’re giving away 3 pairs of tickets to the River Bus Comedy Night – and the best part? You choose the date! Set sail for an evening of laughs, iconic views, and top-tier comedy.

You have until Sunday 18 May to enter. 

Winners will be contacted directly. Good luck!

Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by comedians during River Bus Comedy Nights are their own and do not reflect those of Uber Boat by Thames Clippers.

Terms and conditions for River Bus Comedy Night tickets
  • Tickets must be pre-purchased on the Uber Boat by Thames Clippers website. They will not be available at piers or on third-party websites.
  • Tickets are valid only for the River Bus Comedy Night on the date stated on the ticket. Dates cannot be interchanged. These tickets are not valid on any other Uber Boat by Thames Clippers services.
  • River Bus Comedy Night is a special charter service and not part of regular Uber Boat by Thames Clippers services. Hop-on Hop-off, single, return, season tickets, carnets, or any other tickets valid for timetabled services are not valid for these sailings.
  • There are no concessionary rates for River Bus Comedy Night sailings.
  • Attendees must be 18 years or older to purchase tickets and attend the event.
  • Passengers must arrive at Embankment Pier at least 15 minutes before departure. No refunds or exchanges will be provided if the boat is missed.
  • Line-ups are subject to change. Refunds will not be offered in the event of line-up changes.
  • Tickets can be exchanged or refunded up to 72 hours before the event stated on the ticket by contacting Customer Service.
  • All travel is subject to our Conditions of Carriage
Terms and conditions for Giveaway
  • Competition closes at 23:59 on Sunday 18 May 2025.
  • On Monday 19 May, three winners will be selected at random to win a pair of River Bus Comedy Night tickets for the date of their choice (subject to availability). 
  • The winners will be contacted by email and must reply by 23:59 on Wednesday 21 May 2025; otherwise, Uber Boat by Thames Clippers reserves the right to offer the prize to alternative winners. 
  • Tickets must be redeemed before the last event of 2025. 
  • The competition is open to all UK residents aged 18 or over, excluding Uber Boat by Thames Clippers employees, their immediate families and affiliated companies.
  • Prizes are not transferable to another individual and not exchangeable for cash or for another type of ticket.
  • View our competition terms and conditions