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The sparkling world of The Grotteaux glistens at Woolwich Works this Christmas.

If you're looking for the most glamorous way to mark this year's seasonal celebrations, then look no further! Woolwich Works, the brand new venue housed within the historic Royal Arsenal's buildings, has been transformed by London's famed immersive-party makers Shotgun Carousel to mark its first festive season. The Grotteaux is a mesmerising stage show full of cabaret chaos, jaw-dropping drag, burlesque bombshells and breath-taking circus spectacles!

Taking place 16 December - 8 January, The Grotteaux promises to give a spectacular send-off to the stunning new venue's launch year.

Enter our competition and you could be in with a chance of winning two tickets to any performance of The Grotteaux (except for the New Year's Eve Spectacular) and two River Roamer tickets for all-day unlimited travel!

For your chance to win, answer the question below correctly:

  • Person Adult 24X24

    You must be over 16 to see The Grotteaux

    The show contains some adult themes, partial nudity and strong language.

  • Clock Fill 24X24

    The show starts at 20:00

    The Grotteaux takes place 16 December - 8 January. If you win our competition you can attend any show apart from the New Year's Eve  Spectacular.

  • Clipper

    You can travel to the show aboard any RB1 service to Woolwich (Royal Arsenal) Pier

    Woolwich Works is less than two minutes' walk from Woolwich (Royal Arsenal) Pier.

    We'll operate a special Post-Show Request service from Woolwich (Royal Arsenal) to London Eye (Waterloo) Pier, calling at any requested piers in-between, for the performances on 17, 18 and 23 December as well as  7 and 8 January. You can book your tickets for our return service when you book your tickets to the show.

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  • Face Covering 24X24

    The Grotteaux takes place in accordance with Covid-19 guidelines

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Terms and conditions
  • Competition closes at 23:59 on Sunday 12 December 2021
  • On Monday 13 December, one winner will be selected at random to win two tickets to The Grotteaux 
  • The winner must reply by Wednesday 15 December; otherwise Uber Boat by Thames Clippers reserves the right to offer the prize to an alternative winner
  • Tickets are redeemable for any performances of The Grotteaux, which runs at Woolwich Works 16 December - 8 January, except for the New Year's Eve Spectacular on 31 December, subject to availability
  • Winner's details will be shared with Woolwich Works in order to award the prize
  • The winner will also receive two Adult River Roamer tickets for all-day unlimited travel with Uber Boat by Thames Clippers
  • Prize is not transferable to another individual and not exchangeable for cash
  • View our competition terms and conditions